HBO has debuted it’s new season of “Hard Knocks,” this year focusing on the New York Jets.
Boring.
Almost every show on HBO is already about the New York Jets.
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“Deadwood” – A foul-mouthed man with a troubled past runs things in a town full of unsavory characters.
Alternate title: “Rex Ryan and the New-Look Jets”
“Big Love” – A man juggles relationships with numerous women while trying to forge a career in a competitive and high-stakes career.
Alternate title: “The Mark Sanchez Story”
“Hung” – A man with a large penis decides to share it with the world.
Alternate title: “Santonio and The Cell Phone Camera”
“Six Feet Under” – A family learns about life and love through the prism of death.
Alternate title: “A Family of Jets Fans Watches Another Disappointing Season”
“Sopranos” – A charismatic fat man struggles to lead the family business.
Alternate title: “Ryans”
“Entourage” – A bunch of overrated douchebags live it up.
Alternate title: “Braylon Edwards and His Friends”
“Tales From The Crypt” – A rotten corpse hosts terrifying tales.
Alternate title: “Mark Brunell’s Stories of the Redskins”
“Real Sex” – A look at truly amazing sexual lifestyles.
Alternate title: “The Life And Times of Antonio Cromartie”
“Arli$$” – A completely awful pile of crap that may have a few moments of humor but is mostly just depressing and soul-crushing to watch.
Alternate title: “The History of the New York Jets”
