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Ronda Rousey Inspiring Young Girls to Beat the Shit Out of People

UFC star Ronda Rousey is 11-0-0 in her dominant career, capped by a 14-second defeat of Cat Zigano at UFC 184. But it’s her impact outside of the octagon that is drawing the most ... Continue Reading →
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TNT’s “Inside the NBA” Schedules 3 PM Rehearsal to Practice Laughing at Shaq’s Jokes

“Inside the NBA” producers scheduled the team’s on-air talent to meet on-set today at 3:00 p.m. for their weekly practice of laughing at Shaquille O’Neal’s ... Continue Reading →
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Red-Hot Cavs Gaining Confidence in That Guy Who Thinks He’s Their Coach

The Cleveland Cavaliers have gone 18-2 in the past six weeks to move from sub-.500 to the top of the Central Division. The hot streak has seen the Cavs grow increasingly comfortable ... Continue Reading →
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Timberwolves Ask Kevin Garnett If He Can Buy Them Beer

The Minnesota Timberwolves welcomed former star Kevin Garnett back to the team this week, and he was immediately welcome with open arms by his teammates. Continue Reading →
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Derrick Rose’s Knee Heals Itself After Being Berated by Tom Thibodeau

An MRI this morning confirmed that the torn meniscus in Derrick Rose’s right knee has grown back together after being screamed at late last night by head coach Tom Thibodeau for ... Continue Reading →
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Nerlens Noel Asks Sixers What He Did to Deserve to be a Franchise Centerpiece

Sixers center Nerlens Noel met with general manager Sam Hinkie, team owner Josh Harris and other members of the front office yesterday to ask what he did to deserve to remain a member ... Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning vows to return “more disappointing than ever” in 2015

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning informed team vice president John Elway this week that he intends to return for an 18th NFL season in 2015 and, according to friends and associates ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Sixers Trade with Rio Grande Valley Vipers Pending Approval from League Office

A trade between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Rio Grande Valley Vipers is being held up pending approval from the NBA league office in Manhattan.  Continue Reading →
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Bobby Bonilla Reports to Mets Spring Training to Collect His $1 Million Check

Former New York Mets outfielder Bobby Bonilla reported to training camp in Port St. Lucie, Florida, today to collect his giant novelty check for $1.19 million, per his agreement with ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Jameis Winston Not Throwing at Combine Would Leave Scouts with Only 851 In-Game Throws to Analyze

Jameis Winston has reportedly not decided whether to throw at this week’s NFL scouting combine, according to his quarterbacks coach. If true, the risky move would leave NFL teams ... Continue Reading →

Pitcher Can’t Believe He Has to Start Lightly Stretching and Jogging This Week

Diamondbacks minor league pitcher Jeff Dodgeson says he is trying to mentally prepare himself for the “physical hell” that will begin when he has to report to spring training ... Continue Reading →
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Carmelo Anthony Tasered by Security After Running Onto Court During NBA All-Star Game

A New York Knicks player was tackled and then tasered repeatedly by Barclays Center security personnel after running onto the court in uniform during Sunday’s NBA All-Star Game. Continue Reading →
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James Harden Still Wowing Fans by Growing Hair Out of His Face

Houston Rockets guard James Harden continues to be an NBA fan favorite thanks to his remarkable ability to grow hair out of the lower portion of his face. Continue Reading →
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Report: Mayweather-Pacquiao Close to Finalizing Anti-Climactic Fight

Boxing fans have been yearning for a Floyd Mayweather, Jr.-Manny Pacquiao since at least 2008, and according to sources close to both boxers, a massively anti-climactic and ultimately ... Continue Reading →
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Richie Incognito Said to Now be Kinder, Gentler, Terrible at Tackle Football

The Buffalo Bills have signed one-time NFL pariah Richie Incognito, after the former Pro Bowl guard convinced the team that he has matured since being released by the Dolphins in 2013 ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Former Golfing Phenom Tiger Woods is Injured Again and Is Old and One Day Soon We’ll All Die

According to reports, Tiger Woods has re-injured his back and likely will never be the golfer he once was because we are all aging and, in a blink of history’s eye, will be rotted ... Continue Reading →
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New Father Richard Sherman Picks Fight with Guy in “World’s #1 Dad” T-Shirt

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and his girlfriend welcomed a son into the world Thursday morning, Sherman’s first child. But the festive occasion quickly added controversy ... Continue Reading →
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God Apologies to Russell Wilson: “I didn’t think I needed to tell you to run Marshawn Lynch from the 1″

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson was visibly upset after his team failed to win Super Bowl XLIX Sunday night, due in no small part to Wilson’s interception at the goal ... Continue Reading →