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Virginia Tech Players Horrified to Learn Mascot was Eaten During Team Thanksgiving Meal

Virginia Tech’s football team gathered last night for a team Thanksgiving meal of turkey and stuffing, but the happy event took a dark turn when it was discovered the players ... Continue Reading →
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Report: LeBron May be Fired as Cavs Head Coach

With the Cavaliers continuing to struggle despite their star-studded roster, reports suggest Cleveland head coach LeBron James may soon find himself out of a job. Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 12

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Pope Francis Announces U.S. Visit to Meet with “American moral authority” Roger Goodell

Pope Francis confirmed today that he will make his first papal visit to the United States next year, primarily to meet with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and consult with him on ... Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 11

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5-Star Football Prospect “Insulted” by Getting Recruiting Letter from Michigan

Mason Landry, the 5-star wide receiver prospect from the Chicago area who is at the top of all the rankings for the 2016 class, says he was “insulted” by receiving a recruiting ... Continue Reading →
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Jets GM Idzik Flies Banner Above NY and NJ That Reads “JETS FANS ARE MORONS”

Embattled New York Jets general manager John Idzik hired a plane to tow a sign above the New York metro area today that read JETS FANS ARE MORONS. The sign is a response to the “FIRE ... Continue Reading →
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Bernard Hopkins: “I hope to get punched in the face well into my 50s”

Bernard Hopkins may be 49 years-old and coming off a decisive loss to 31 year-old Sergey Kovalev, but the boxer says he has no plans to retire or hang up his gloves any time soon. Continue Reading →
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Reports: Everyone Going to Bitch Until There’s a 64-Team College Football Playoff

According to numerous sources, everyone is just going to whine and bitch and moan until the College Football Playoff is expanded to a 64-team tournament. Continue Reading →
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Mark Sanchez: “I’m enjoying this, because I know you’ll all be booing me in a few weeks”

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Mark Sanchez told reporters after his team’s 45-21 victory over the Carolina Panthers that he’s trying to enjoy every moment of his new shot ... Continue Reading →
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Kobe Bryant Demands Trade to Kentucky Wildcats

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant formally requested a trade today with the team’s front office and made it clear that the Kentucky Wildcats are at the top of his list.  Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 10

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Elias Takes Bureau: Cavaliers on Pace to Break the Single-Season Record for Takes

The Cleveland Cavaliers are just four games in to the 2014-2015 season, but the team is already shaping up to be an historic one. According to the Elias Takes Bureau, which tracks takes, ... Continue Reading →
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Gordon Hayward Pens Handwritten Apology Letters to Cavs for Hitting Game-Winning Shot

Utah Jazz forward Gordon Hayward hit a game-winning, buzzer beater Wednesday night to send the Jazz to a victory over LeBron James and the star-studded Cleveland Cavaliers. But instead ... Continue Reading →
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RG III: “My tires getting slashed was just a team-building exercise”

Washington quarterback Robert Griffin III had his tires slashed by teammates after practice today, but insists he has the full support of his fellow players and that the incident was ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Cowboys Deciding if Getting Tony Romo Paralyzed is Better Than Playing Brandon Weeden

Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett is reportedly discussing with his assistant coaches whether making Tony Romo unable to use his arms and legs for the rest of his life is worth not ... Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 9

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Nick Saban chases “little Halloweening shits” off his porch with a shovel

Some trick-or-treaters who stopped at the front door of one large house along Lake Tuscaloosa had a very scary night when Crimson Tide head coach Nick Saban chased them off his property ... Continue Reading →