Video The AT&T "Hello" Commercial: Now with Johnny Manziel
Bob Stoops is a bad sport.
Picture Johnny Manziel is Johnny Nerdball
He is going to use his Heisman to play with his action figures.
Video Ref Falling Over is the Highlight of the Cotton Bowl
Perhaps he was just floored by the greatness of Johnny Football.
Video 3-Year Old Girl Destroys South Carolina-Michigan Outback Bowl Refs
She makes more sense than most football analysts already.
News Chip Kelly Unsubscribes from Monster.com After It Keeps Sending Him Cleveland Browns Job Opportunities
"I got a Monster account years ago to help me find good jobs," Kelly said. "Of course I can work for the Browns. I don't need Monster to do that for me. I can work for the Browns just like I can work for McDonald's. They're wasting my time and clogging up my e-mail inbox."
A Monster representative says Kelly isn't the first person to complain about being contacted about the Cleveland Browns.
"We are looking to fix the problem," said Monster spokesperson Kevin Papronis. "Obviously, we only want to give our users the best experience, and an experience that includes the Cleveland Browns can't be good for anyone."
News Chip Kelly Reportedly Not Disclosing to NFL Teams That His Offense Won't Work in the NFL
"It is true that we have made contact with Chip Kelly and he will be interviewing with us," said Bills general manager r Buddy Nix. "We even conducted an informal, surface interview with him over the phone and he said all the right things."
Nix said he asked Kelly what his greatest weakness is as a head coach and Kelly responded that he "sometimes works too hard and cares too much," completely failing to mention that his trademark offense would be a massive failure in the NFL.
"I don't really follow college football all that closely," said Nix. "But I had overheard someone in our front office voice some concerns about his offense — and also that he has no NFL experience and even almost no coaching experience beyond Oregon and New Hampshire. I thought Chip might mention something about that and put a positive spin on it when I asked him about his weakness," said Nix. "But it didn't come up. So I assume that means his offense will work just great in the NFL!"
Picture Louisville Fan Has Sign Zing for Florida
Just don't let Will Muschamp see that sign or prepare to die.
Video State Cop Assigned to Will Muschamp Prefers Charlie Strong
Policemen are like the refs of life.
