Video Newt Gingrich Got Advice on Assistant Coaches from Joe Paterno
And so ends his political career.
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Opinion National Signing Day Translation Guide
“I decided on this school because academics are very important to me.”
Translation: “The head coach and the program’s PR director helped me write this.”
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“I believe that playing here will give me the best shot at achieving my dreams of playing in the NFL.”
Translation: “I have no intention of opening even one book while I’m in college.”
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“I picked this school because they promised me that I would have an opportunity to play as a freshman.
Translation: “This team really sucked ass last year.”
Picture Joe Paterno Taught Penn State Everything Except the Proper Use of "Your" vs. "You're"
Grammar always hurt Penn State in the BCS rankings
News New Penn State Coach Vows to Do His Best to Also One Day Die with Dignity from Cancer, Old Age and a Broken Pelvis
“I can’t be Joe Paterno. There was only one Joe,” said O’Brien. “But I will do all I can to honor him and I can’t tell you how proud I would be to die here in State College 43 years from now of complications from lung cancer. But, again, I’m not Joe. Maybe I’ll die sooner.”
O’Brien’s wife stepped forward then to say that there are possibly other ways her husband could honor Paterno and that she hopes he doesn’t die soon and maybe even outlives the legendary Penn State coach, but O’Brien cut her off. “No, honey. You don’t know what you’re saying. I’m a Penn Stater now.”
Former Penn State players who were unhappy with Paterno’s dismissal and the hiring of O’Brien say they felt the new coach struck the right chord with his comments.
“It’s exactly what I wanted to hear,” former Penn State running back Franco Harris said. “Bill O’Brien plans to die.”
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