Ice cream: what the Telestrator was invented for.
It will always be Flop City first, Lob City second.
A suit and tie is their primary alternate jersey.
The elastic pants are very slimming.
Tip #1 Don't get in the way of someone trying to dunk the basketball in the basket.
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Tip #2 Don't be significantly smaller than the person attempting to dunk.
Slamming your face off the floor is a metaphor for the Hawks in the playoffs.
Tiny people should probably stay out of LeBron's way.
He used to be known more for going up than for falling down.
I don't care for how they enjoy themselves playing sports.
The sports world has many powerful figures. Roger Goodell. David Stern. Phil Knight. Scott Boras. But the powerful can't be powerful if there aren't nearby powerless to crush.
From more than 70,000 votes, here is who you determined to be the sports world's most powerless.
25. Jason Garrett
What's most powerful about him: Not constrained by having a soul.
What's least powerful about him: Has completely tarnished the value of an Ivy League education.
24. Athletes who don't take PEDs
What's most powerful about them: Have a clear conscience.
What's least powerful about them: Lose all the time.
23. Fantasy sports columnists
What's most powerful about them: Can spell "rotisserie" without looking it up.
What's least powerful about them: Receive noogies from baseball sabermetric nerds.
22. Ozzie Canseco
What's most powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.
What's least powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.