by Adam Reisinger and DJ Gallo / November 15, 2011

Opinion Week 2 NBA News (From an Alternate Universe where the NBA exists)

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Filed Under   NBA   bizarro NBA
November 15, 2011

Picture Spike Lee, Shaquille O'Neal and Dustin Pedroia

Shaq is too tall for good lighting.

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   Shaquille O'Neal   New York Jets   Dustin Pedroia
by DJ Gallo / November 15, 2011

Opinion NHL.com is Really Enjoying the NBA Lockout

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by Staff / November 11, 2011 Column Tweet of the Week
She Began Drinking After Prohibition Was Repealed in 1933

From @thekidet AKA Philadelphia 76ers forward Evan Turner …

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November 11, 2011

Video Croatian Basketball Player Punches Ref

He deserves to be in the NBA for his ref-punching abilities alone.

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November 10, 2011

Video Lebron James Gives Bad Handshakes

His handshake is much stronger in the first three quarters.

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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   Miami Heat
by DJ Gallo / November 09, 2011

News David Stern to Admit He Hates Black People in Next Offer to Players Union

David Stern is hoping to end the NBA lockout and bridge the final gap between the owners and players by finally admitting that he hates black people.

“I’ve tried to cover it up for years, but what’s the point?” said Stern. “I hate ‘em. A lot in fact. The players’ representatives are on to me. Now let’s get the season started so I can watch them run around every night for money. It’s the one joy of my life.”

NBA union attorney David Kessler was the latest to imply racism this week when he said that the owners were treating the players “like plantation workers.”

“It’s an issue that the players union is struggling to get past, so I felt it was better to just admit it,” said Stern. “You know, it actually feels really good to publicly admit for the first time that I’m a huge racist. Keeping my true self bottled up all these years isn’t healthy. But now I want to yell it from the mountaintops: ‘I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!’”

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Filed Under   NBA   David Stern
by Staff / November 08, 2011

Opinion Alternate Titles for the Lebron James Book "The Whore of Akron"

Scott Raab, a writer with Cleveland roots, has written a new book on Lebron James’ career and departure from Cleveland: “The Whore of Akron: One Man’s Search for the Soul of LeBron James.” Publishers considered several other subtitles.

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Filed Under   NBA   media   Cleveland Cavaliers   Lebron James   Miami Heat
by DJ Gallo and Adam Reisinger / November 08, 2011

Opinion Week 1 NBA News (From an Alternate Universe where the NBA exists)

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Filed Under   NBA   bizarro NBA
November 07, 2011

Picture Kim Kardashian Weight Loss Ad

There's at least another 235 in her ass.

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Filed Under   NBA   New Jersey Nets   Kris Humphries