Picture The San Antonio Spurs Have Aged
So have you. You should capture it as a GIF.
This is what Tiago Splitter's dreams look like.
Most professional athletes look the part. Some look like everyday schlubs. Now you can determine the schlubiest of the bunch.
The Lakers will win the Stanley Cup in their brains.
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It's Tracy McGrady's time.
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In case you wanted a rematch of that Spurs-Cavs 2007 Finals.
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Watch from home like Stephen Jackson!
"I was working out and came back to my locker and saw my phone," said the Lakers point guard. "I had 20 voice mails and almost 30 texts waiting for me. I thought something terrible had happened."
It turns out that it was only Jason Kidd's retirement that spurred the onslaught of cell phone contact.
"You see Kidd retired?" read a text from Kobe Bryant. "He's only one year older than you, but you're more injury-prone. Has to make you think, huh?"
"Just came over the news that Jason Kidd is retiring," Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak said in a voice mail. "Rasheed Wallace is retiring, Grant Hill. Seems like a lot of the older players are hanging them up. You and Kidd are both former Mavericks point guards who played last year in big cities. Seems like a lot of parallels, huh?" Kupchak's voice mail then ended with 15 seconds of him coughing and clearing his throat.
He probably likes whatever the good CFL team is, too.
Dwight Howard Basketball ProCamp
If you want to learn how to act like a true professional, then there's no better person to learn from than Dwight Howard! Granted, he cancelled his appearance at his 2012 camp, but who doesn't no-show at their own summer camp from time to time? This year's camp is in Los Angeles, so disgruntled Lakers fans grades K-to-12 can show up to boo Howard to his face for just $249! (Again, only if Howard bothers to show up.)