January 1, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
Tweet of the Week
From @gilbertarenas AKA Washington Wizards point guard Gilbert Arenas …
yea i guess ur right men with kids party a diff way on new years…it usually starts and ends with the (jergens natural lotion) bottle
Picture Cleveland Cavaliers players sport dunce caps usually worn by head coach Mike Brown.
News Steve Nash would like you to vote for him for the NBA All-Star Game.
This is a great campaign approach. And it just might work.
Although if it does, the entire Eastern Conference squad might end up being New Jersey Nets.
If you're interested, you can vote for the NBA All-Stars here. And there are Nets on the ballot. Really.
Picture After Kobe Bryant announces he didn't get a Christmas gift, the Cleveland Cavaliers try to determine who had his name in the NBA gift exchange.
Picture Joakim Noah, son of Yannick Noah, gets his picture taken with John McEnroe, son of a bitch.
Picture Kobe Bryant hits a game-winning shot over the Milwaukee Bucks, taking a 1,223-1,222 lead in the ongoing, pointless and soul-crushing Kobe-or-Lebron de
Picture CollegeHumor 'Shaq Retires' Prank
Behold! The power of the Internet… and lying.
News Zach Randolph Has Best Shooting Night of Career at Local Nightclub
Grizzlies forward Zach Randolph had the best shooting night of his career last night at Senses, a nightclub in downtown Memphis.
“Oh my God, it was incredible,” said patron Gabby Smith. “He was on fire tonight. It was like he couldn’t miss.”
Indeed, Randolph shot an incredible 12-for-12 with his Glock automatic handgun, even hitting a difficult bank shot that caromed off a steel beam and blew off the finger of a cocktail waitress, just before police arrived.
“I’ve never had a night like that,” said an exhausted but ecstatic Randolph. “I just got into that zone, and suddenly everyone’s head was, like, THIS BIG. Sometimes the stars align and you end up taking down twelve a—holes who totally had it coming.”
Randolph’s friends said they never saw this performance coming from Randolph. “He must have had thirty beers before we went out tonight, “said friend Juan Davis. “And he was totally out of shape, too. But then we got to the club, and he took out his gun, and it was like you flicked a switch. Just an amazing night to be a part of.”
Randolph says he can’t guarantee his hot streak will continue, but that he’ll keep trying. “You never know,” he told reporters afterwards. “You have a shooting night like this, maybe it’s an omen of good things to come. I mean, I was hitting people from inside and outside. It definitely makes you think someone is up there guiding you. And your hollow-point bullets.”
