News Knicks Acquire Carmelo Anthony for Good Player to Be Found Later
"We really wanted to bring Carmelo to New York," said Knicks president Donnie Walsh. "But other than Amare Stoudemire, there was absolutely no one on our roster they felt was a fair trade for Carmelo. So we had to get creative."
Opinion The 15 Most Ridiculous Sports Gadgets
#1 — The Potty Putter
Forget reading the paper or gathering your thoughts; the time you spend on the toilet gives golfers a valuable opportunity to work on their putting. The Potty Putter comes with its own putting surface, cup, and toilet-sized putter to let lavatory linksmen perfect their putts while atop the throne. (Provided they really, really struggle with two-foot gimme putts.)
The only problem here is that you probably won't be able to sit on a toilet with your pants around your ankles and use a miniature putter when you're on an actual green, but nobody said making the Ryder Cup team was going to be easy. Lugging a toilet for 18 holes seems like a small price to pay to curb all those double bogeys.
#2 — Jumpsoles
You see, Jumpsoles shift your body weight onto your calves while conveniently also making you look like an idiot with giant, mutant shoes.
Don't take our word for it, though. Check out this commercial. Who needs Kobe Bryant jumping over an Aston Martin when you can have some random kid bounding over a 1999 Honda Accord?
Video Turns Out Canadian (Basketball Fans) Are Very Rude
It also turns out that Turkish basketball players are very lazy.
Video China and Brazil Get in a Good, Old-Fashioned Basketball Fight
Yao Ming wasn't involved. But he probably got hurt somehow anyway.
Link Lebron James Remained a Part of the Cleveland Cavaliers (Calendar)
Someone will be getting a termination letter writter in Comic Sans.
Picture Chris Andersen's New Tattoo is Very Bright
"FREE" right beside a $ sign. Whoa. So deep, man. So deep.
Video The NBA Doesn't Like Men Spanking Each Other
But studies show 10-percent of NBA players like spanking each other.
Video Big-Headed Basketball > Regular-Size Head Basketball
Special effects: the only way for Greg Oden to do a basketball activity without getting hurt.
Opinion 5 Awesome Games Hidden Inside Michael Jordan's NBA 2K11
The new NBA 2K11 featuring Michael Jordan has been released. Now gamers are discovering all of the hidden games inside.
Control Jordan as he punches teammates like Steve Kerr and Will Perdue. Earn a championship belt by keeping the news out of the media, thereby concealing from the public the fact that, despite your marketable image, you're kind of a dick.
Wreak havoc on Liberty City, Vice City, San Andreas and Las Venturas with your posse of Charles Barkley and Charles Oakley, doing drugs, nailing strippers and gambling. Just don't get caught by the NBA commissioner or the basketball portion of NBA 2K11 will be locked for a year.
