This is worse than when someone put "Jordan" on a Wizards jersey.
Illinois probably had dead people vote.
Lebron and Wade can't flop this well.
Video Backboard Breaks Dunker
This will stop dunkers from abusing the rim.
This is David Stern's greatest conspiracy yet.
It's like the Kia never even moved.
Maybe his rich parents should have sprung for some instructional camps, too. Oh, they did? And a personal trainer, too? Wow, he was truly terrible at basketball.
He led the team in scoring, but he also led the team in shot attempts (by 150) and, if turnovers were tracked in biddy basketball, would have set a league record with 17.4 per game. But it's not how he filled up the stat sheet that everyone remembers. It's that one game when he had a breakaway layup and tried a 360 from the free throw line, only to airball the attempt 11-feet short of the rim.