March 30, 2013

Video J.J. Barea is a Weird Little Man

Let's see that play drawn up on the wipe board.

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March 29, 2013

News Dr. James Andrews Unveils Superstar "FrankenAthlete" Made from Athlete Body Parts He's Collected Over the Years

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Dr. James Andrews today revealed the creation he says "is the work of my lifetime," an athletic Frankenstein-type beast created with the chunks of body parts he has taken from his surgeries on elite athletes.

"FrankenAthlete is the most physically perfect being ever created," said Andrews. "No single athlete could ever hope to defeat it."

Andrews has done surgeries during his career on Michael Jordan, Adrian Peterson, Jack Nicklaus, Robert Griffin III, Bo Jackson and countless other great athletes. He says he has combined parts and DNA he removed from all of them to grow FrankenAthlete.

"If any of my past patients have a problem with what I have done, I'd let them know that they agreed to this," said Andrews. "They need to read the fine print on their surgery paperwork a little better."

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NHL
March 28, 2013

Video King James Doesn't Care for Fans Trying to Take His Crown

Any contact to his head could knock loose his precious remaining hairs. Not cool.

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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   Miami Heat
March 27, 2013

Picture Mike D'Antoni Does Not Believe We Will Have Peace in Our Time

Is it the Israel-Palestine thing?

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March 27, 2013

News Streaking Penguins Reportedly Just One Win Away from Getting Acknowledged on Twitter by LeBron James

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The Pittsburgh Penguins won their 13th game in a row Tuesday night, tops in the NHL this season, putting them just four short of the NHL record for consecutive wins set by the 1993 Penguins. But the Penguins are just one game away from an even greater accomplishment.

"I got word tonight that if we win our 14th in a row on Thursday against Winnipeg, LeBron — or at least LeBron's marketing rep who posts some of his tweets — will tweet: 'Wow. 14 in a row Pengins. Congrats,'" said Pittsburgh head coach Dan Bylsma. "I told the guys and they're obviously thrilled. I just hope they can keep their attention on the ice and don't think ahead to LeBron's tweet."

Pittsburgh general manager Ray Shero has known for days that a LeBron tweet about the Penguins was in the works if the team could keep winning and has been actively making trades to improve his team in hopes of earning that recognition.

"It was the talk of hockey a few weeks ago when LeBron mentioned Chicago's points streak on Twitter, which in turn got the Blackhawks noticed by national media," said Shero. "We made it our goal that day as an organization to get noticed by him."

If Pittsburgh can increase its win streak to 14 games, team owner Mario Lemieux has said he will have the tweet placed on a banner, which will be raised to the Consol Energy Center rafters alongside the team's three Stanley Cup championship banners.

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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   NHL   Pittsburgh Penguins   Miami Heat
March 26, 2013

Video Man Proposes at Basketball Game in Semi-Original Way

Nothing says love like a consolation prize.

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Filed Under   NBA   Orlando Magic
March 26, 2013

Picture Lebron's Face as Abraham Lincoln

Who would make a better president: LeBron Lincoln or Michael Jordan?

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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   Miami Heat
March 26, 2013

Video This VideoBomb the Greatest Moment in LeBron's Career

He has peaked. It's all downhill from here.

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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   Miami Heat   Ray Allen
March 20, 2013

Video Chris Webber Telestrates Guy Refusing to Give His Girlfriend Ice Cream

Ice cream: what the Telestrator was invented for.

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Filed Under   NBA   media   Chris Webber
March 20, 2013

Video Chris Paul Returns to His Flopping Ways

It will always be Flop City first, Lob City second.

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