March 18, 2013

Video Vince Carter Has Old Man Broken Ankles

He used to be known more for going up than for falling down.

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March 18, 2013

Video LeBron James RobotBombs Chris Bosh Interview

I don't care for how they enjoy themselves playing sports.

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Filed Under   NBA   Lebron James   Chris Bosh   Miami Heat
From Staff / March 18, 2013

Opinion The 25 Least Powerful People in Sports

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The sports world has many powerful figures. Roger Goodell. David Stern. Phil Knight. Scott Boras. But the powerful can't be powerful if there aren't nearby powerless to crush.

From more than 70,000 votes, here is who you determined to be the sports world's most powerless.

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25. Jason Garrett

What's most powerful about him: Not constrained by having a soul.

What's least powerful about him: Has completely tarnished the value of an Ivy League education.

24. Athletes who don't take PEDs

What's most powerful about them: Have a clear conscience.

What's least powerful about them: Lose all the time.

23. Fantasy sports columnists

What's most powerful about them: Can spell "rotisserie" without looking it up.

What's least powerful about them: Receive noogies from baseball sabermetric nerds.

22. Ozzie Canseco

What's most powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.

What's least powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NCAAF   NCAAB   NHL   racing   sports business
March 15, 2013

Video Man Proudly Picks Nose During NBA Broadcast

Cleaning your nasal passages is better than watching the Knicks.

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March 15, 2013

Video Bill Walton Makes Ray Lewis/Limousine Mention

Fleeing a double murder ZING!

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Filed Under   NBA   NFL   media   NCAAB   Baltimore Ravens   Ray Lewis   Bill Walton
March 14, 2013

Video Larry Sanders Gets Thrown Out of a Game in Style

It's as though the officials felt he was being sarcastic.

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Filed Under   NBA   Milwaukee Bucks   referees   Larry Sanders
March 14, 2013

News Kobe Bryant Cuts Off "Traitorous" Left Ankle, Expected to Play Tomorrow

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Lakers star Kobe Bryant was expected to be out indefinitely with a severely sprained left ankle, but the team announced today that he will play tomorrow after cutting the offending body part from his body.

"Before our shoot-around this morning, Kobe cut out his left ankle using trainer's tape scissors. No anesthetic," said head coach Mike D'Antoni. "It was pretty amazing to see. His will to win is unparalleled."

With the ankle bone and the surrounding tissue cut away, Bryant then reattached his left foot to the bottom of his fibula using a shoelace for stitches. He then stood up and addressed his teammates.

"Look at this!" Kobe commanded, holding the chunk of bone and flesh that was his ankle. "This was my ankle. It was not committed to winning. It tried to stop me from achieving my goal of winning a championship. So I cut it out. Let that be a lesson to all of you."

"I was really inspired," said forward Pau Gasol, while vomiting. "Also, I'm scared for my life. Playing with a psychopath is both inspirational and terrifying."

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Filed Under   NBA   Los Angeles Lakers   Kobe Bryant
March 13, 2013

Video Brook Lopez Dunks on Robin Lopez Like a Big Mean Jerk

He bullied him in the womb, as well.

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March 13, 2013

News Dwight Howard Boos Magic Fans in His Return to Orlando

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Dwight Howard loudly booed Orlando Magic fans in his first game back at Amway Arena on Tuesday night. Howard booed the fans the moment they entered the arena and every time they touched their drinks or nachos.

"I think they deserved it," said Howard. "I like them when I was here, but I have since realized they are some of the worst fans in the NBA, if not in all of sports. They rarely fill the seats and there is no atmosphere in this arena. They suck and that's why I booed them."

Magic fans admit they had hoped Howard would give them a warm welcome, but say weren't surprised by the negative reception.

"Look, I can understand the hard feelings," said a season ticket holder. "It is what it is. But I will still always remember Dwight's time here fondly."

Howard didn't stop at booing and heckling the Magic fans. He also held up signs with messages including "YOUR TEAM SUCKS," "OVERRATED" and "ORLANDUDS." When he exited the game, he wore a t-shirt featuring a picture of the Amway Arena crowd alongside pictures of an equal sign and a pile of steaming feces.

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March 12, 2013

Video Russell Westbrook Throws Up Half-Court Shot Because Whatever

At least he probably caught the defense by surprise.

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