Picture Adam Morrison is the Face of the Brooklyn Nets
He's trying a bit too hard even for Brooklyn.
Opinion "The LeBrunger Games"
EXT. AKRON, OHIO – NIGHT
A man with a creepy wig and make-up stands on a stage, as hundreds of children gather around him. He has a microphone and a giant ball with slips of paper with names of the children written on them.
EFFIE GRAY
Good evening, District 330. It’s time for the Decisioning. Which one of you will be chosen to represent your district in this year’s Dunker Games?
GRAY reaches into the ball, but before he can pull out a name, a “child” with a strange beard and strategically-positioned headband shouts out.
LeBRON EVERJAMES
I volunteer!
A hush comes over the crowd. GRAY seems confused.
EFFIE GRAY
LeBron, what is your decision?
LeBRON EVERJAMES
This is tough… in this fall, I’m going to take my talents to the Capitol and join the Dunker Games.
The crowd bursts into an angry furor, burning images of LeBRON and crying in disbelief. LeBRON sneaks away in a private train to the Capitol but promises to donate his winnings to charity. No one cares.
News Report: Thunder to be Broken Up if they Don't Win a Title This Year or Next Year or the Year After That or the Year After That
“They seem young now, but this is a young man’s game,” Presti told an Oklahoma City radio station. “If they don’t win this year or in 2013, 2014 or 2015, I’ll have to start thinking about tearing this team down and starting over. So, yes, there’s some pressure there.”
Despite being only 23 years old, Thunder forward Kevin Durant has been in the NBA for five years and is still without a ring.
“I hear the whispers all the time: ‘Is he incapable of winning the big one? Is he a choker? Will Kevin Durant never win a championship?’” says Durant. “Well, I don’t actually hear them. Because they are whispers. But I’m sure some people are saying stuff like that maybe.”
Picture Lebron James Enjoys Teen Lit
Had he attended college, he would have read literature like "The Hunger Games."
Picture Matt Barnes and Russell Westbrook Have a Special Moment
Even in competition there is time for love.
Video Stephen A. Smith Appears on "Saturday Night Live"
This is unacceptable. Sports are very serious.
Video Kyrie Irving as an Old Man is a Very Impressive Basketball Player
Maybe this explains the Spurs and Celtics.
