Picture Most Philadelphia Shirt Ever is Made Out of Beer Can Tabs
He's like the world's douchiest knight.
Video Marlins Stadium Outfield Contraption Goes Off for the First Time
Well, that was definitely some thing.
Video Bear Grylls Throws Flaming Baseball
Amazing. I didn't know British people could throw.
Picture Popeyes Chicken Sign Outside of Fenway Park
Don't go during gametime. There's a long line of Red Sox players.
Picture Cleveland Has Indians Fever or At Least is Home Sick
Hey, Cleveland can't support three terrible teams.
Video Rockies Opening Day Highlighed by Strip Club Truck
That will stop a lot of traffic.
Opinion The Internal Monologue of a Sports Fan Streaker
0:10 – Just slowly slip off the pants. And now the shirt. What’s this fan next to me looking at? He’s never seen a man strip down to his underwear at a game before? What a weirdo. I’m going streaking!
0:30 – One last check at the security guy in my section. All clear. He doesn’t see me.
0:31 – One last swig of beer.
0:35 – Alright, one more last swig of beer.
0:37 – And finish that half-empty beer that someone left under their seat.
0:40 – And I’m doing it! I’M ON THE FIELD! I’M A STREAKER! YES! I DID IT! I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS! AND MY HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS SAID I’D NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!
0:44 – I feel so free! So alive! I’ve never run so fast!
0:46 – Oh, god. Starting to tire. Chest is burning. Legs … also burning. I forgot to consider my awful cardiovascular shape and the nine beers I’ve had.
0:49 – But no time for that now. Security staff at 10 o’clock. Cops at 1. And also 4. And … now 7. Jeez. A bit much. I’m not a terrorist with a bomb. Just a totally badass dude in some underwear. Okay, dig deep! Find that inner strength! You can’t tire now. This is where that one time you went jogging in September pays off! It’s time to begin evasive maneuvers!
