No wonder baseball players are such finely-tuned specimens.
#25 Peter Crouch
David Beckham is almost the perfect male specimen. Whatever loose bits of English soccer player that were left over after making Beckham were apparently stacked on top of each other to make this lanky freak.
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#24 Kyle Orton
Not only does he not look like an athlete, he doesn't play like one either. Remember, this is the one NFL quarterback in history who lost his starting job to Tim Tebow.
Started at the bottom and now he's back there.
Just imagine how much they'd boo someone in a Maple Leafs jersey.
Good thing no one is at a Dodgers game early enough to see a first pitch.
Blue Jays fans don't get many chances to celebrate.
Wait until they call up Schlong and Wunidesnaik from the minors.
Most professional athletes look the part. Some look like everyday schlubs. Now you can determine the schlubiest of the bunch.
In 10 years, that kid will wish he had been nicer to that girl.