Athletes get a lot of fan mail. Here we share with you correspondence between sports personalities and their adoring public.

August 8, 2006

Dear Smith Family:

Thank you so much for letting me come over to your house for the past few weeks to watch your television to see my son, Floyd, race in the Tour de France and to watch all the resulting coverage surrounding the drug allegations made against him.

I appreciate your hospitality and the use of your beautiful, 50-inch HDTV.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Landis

P.S. – It’s too bad you’re going to go to Hell for embracing technology.