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NASCAR in Talks with Dale, Jr. and Danica Patrick to Conceive a Super-Marketable Baby

NASCAR officials are reportedly close to a deal with Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and Danica Patrick in which the circuit’s two most popular names will engage in intercourse in order to ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Missouri Linemen Twerking

Damn. Dat linemen ass. Continue Reading →
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The 20 Best Fantasy Football Team Names of 2014

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The 12 Ugliest Fan Bases

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PICTURE: Bama Fan is and Idiot/Doesn’t Understand “Wheel Of Fortune”

He would do poorly in college Wheel Of Fortune. Also in life. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Bengals QB Pukes, Throws TD Pass

Matt Scott is the dream quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles.  Continue Reading →
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Landon Donovan on Retiring: “I just don’t think soccer will ever catch on”

Landon Donovan, the longtime face of soccer in the United States, announced his retirement yesterday, saying he simply doesn’t think the sport will ever take off in America.  Continue Reading →
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The 10 Best Golf Tips for Beginners

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PICTURE: Fan at MLS All-Star Game Not a Big Fan of Ohio

Take that … Germans? Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Bad British Commentary of NASCAR

Bad how? That commentary actually makes NASCAR much more watchable. Continue Reading →
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HONEST Fantasy Football Preview Magazine 2014

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Becky Hammon Hoping to be Just as Completely Ignored as a Male NBA Assistant Coach

The San Antonio Spurs made history on Tuesday when they hired former WNBA star Becky Hammon to be the first full-time female assistant coach in NBA history and just the second female ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo Looking Ridiculous in a Japanese Ad for Facial Toner

These are the ads you get when you don’t advance at the World Cup. Continue Reading →