8 Ways to Slow Down Baseball Games

Baseball is pretty much the only sport going on in the summer. It’s all we have from the end of the NBA Finals until college football kicks off. And what’s better than ... Continue Reading →

Tips on How to Name Your Kid After a Famous Athlete

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VIDEO: James Harden Makes Ricky Rubio Fall on the Ground with a Crossover

Imagine what James Harden would do to a defender of James Harden’s abilities. Yikes.  Continue Reading →

Nerlens Noel Asks Sixers What He Did to Deserve to be a Franchise Centerpiece

Sixers center Nerlens Noel met with general manager Sam Hinkie, team owner Josh Harris and other members of the front office yesterday to ask what he did to deserve to remain a member ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Reggie Jackson Pukes After Realizing He’s a Detroit Piston

The Bad Boys are now the Barf Boys. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Corey Crawford Allows One of the Worst Goals Ever

What’s cooler than cold? Ice cold? What’s softer than soft? That goal. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning vows to return “more disappointing than ever” in 2015

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning informed team vice president John Elway this week that he intends to return for an 18th NFL season in 2015 and, according to friends and associates ... Continue Reading →
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A Job Application to Help Sam Hinkie Build the 76ers

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VIDEO: Bob Knight: “Over the years, I think I shot four players who committed offensive fouls”

It’s funny because Bob Knight actually shot someone once. Continue Reading →

Report: Sixers Trade with Rio Grande Valley Vipers Pending Approval from League Office

A trade between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Rio Grande Valley Vipers is being held up pending approval from the NBA league office in Manhattan.  Continue Reading →

Bobby Bonilla Reports to Mets Spring Training to Collect His $1 Million Check

Former New York Mets outfielder Bobby Bonilla reported to training camp in Port St. Lucie, Florida, today to collect his giant novelty check for $1.19 million, per his agreement with ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Daniel Tosh is Not a Fan of the Patriots

Really, almost no one is a fan of the Patriots. He just gets to share his hate on TV. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Roger Goodell “Runs” 40, Unfortunately Doesn’t Get Clotheslined by NFL Employee

Every NFL employee who failed to clothesline Goodell when he reached full “speed” has let down America. Continue Reading →

Report: Jameis Winston Not Throwing at Combine Would Leave Scouts with Only 851 In-Game Throws to Analyze

Jameis Winston has reportedly not decided whether to throw at this week’s NFL scouting combine, according to his quarterbacks coach. If true, the risky move would leave NFL teams ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Clam Master and Lucky Clam 69 Go Shopping in Their Arizona Cardinals Jerseys

These gross-outs don’t deserve to ever have a good quarterback. Continue Reading →

A-Rod’s Pre-Written Apology Letter for the Entire 2015 Season

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A Modest Proposal: We Should Retire the Numbers of BAD Players, Not Good Ones

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Pitcher Can’t Believe He Has to Start Lightly Stretching and Jogging This Week

Diamondbacks minor league pitcher Jeff Dodgeson says he is trying to mentally prepare himself for the “physical hell” that will begin when he has to report to spring training ... Continue Reading →