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VIDEO: Daniel Tosh is Not a Fan of the Patriots

Really, almost no one is a fan of the Patriots. He just gets to share his hate on TV. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Roger Goodell “Runs” 40, Unfortunately Doesn’t Get Clotheslined by NFL Employee

Every NFL employee who failed to clothesline Goodell when he reached full “speed” has let down America. Continue Reading →
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Report: Jameis Winston Not Throwing at Combine Would Leave Scouts with Only 851 In-Game Throws to Analyze

Jameis Winston has reportedly not decided whether to throw at this week’s NFL scouting combine, according to his quarterbacks coach. If true, the risky move would leave NFL teams ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Clam Master and Lucky Clam 69 Go Shopping in Their Arizona Cardinals Jerseys

These gross-outs don’t deserve to ever have a good quarterback. Continue Reading →
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A-Rod’s Pre-Written Apology Letter for the Entire 2015 Season

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A Modest Proposal: We Should Retire the Numbers of BAD Players, Not Good Ones

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Pitcher Can’t Believe He Has to Start Lightly Stretching and Jogging This Week

Diamondbacks minor league pitcher Jeff Dodgeson says he is trying to mentally prepare himself for the “physical hell” that will begin when he has to report to spring training ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Islanders Fan Recalls Conceiving Her Son in the Nassau Coliseum Parking Lot in ’82

This doesn’t feel like it’s all that original. This is how I imagine most people on Long Island came to be. Continue Reading →
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The Alternate Wonderlic: Do You Have What it Takes to Play in the NFL?

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Carmelo Anthony Tasered by Security After Running Onto Court During NBA All-Star Game

A New York Knicks player was tackled and then tasered repeatedly by Barclays Center security personnel after running onto the court in uniform during Sunday’s NBA All-Star Game. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Georgia Coach Mark Fox Has a Very Strange Post-Game Voice

Good thing  Georgia basketball doesn’t win more often. The man would be mute. Continue Reading →
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10 Reasons the Eye Test is Better for Evaluating Players Than Analytics

1. “Analytics” didn’t exist in the old days, but we knew that Babe Ruth was great. We knew that Bill Russell was great. We knew that Gordie Howe was great. We knew ... Continue Reading →
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James Harden Still Wowing Fans by Growing Hair Out of His Face

Houston Rockets guard James Harden continues to be an NBA fan favorite thanks to his remarkable ability to grow hair out of the lower portion of his face. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Cardale Jones Wants You to Know He Beat a Sick Kid Far More Than People Think

The sick kid was probably an Oregon fan. Continue Reading →
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Report: Mayweather-Pacquiao Close to Finalizing Anti-Climactic Fight

Boxing fans have been yearning for a Floyd Mayweather, Jr.-Manny Pacquiao since at least 2008, and according to sources close to both boxers, a massively anti-climactic and ultimately ... Continue Reading →
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ANALYSIS: All of LeBron’s Passive-Aggressive Tweets About Kevin Love

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Richie Incognito Said to Now be Kinder, Gentler, Terrible at Tackle Football

The Buffalo Bills have signed one-time NFL pariah Richie Incognito, after the former Pro Bowl guard convinced the team that he has matured since being released by the Dolphins in 2013 ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Kevin Durant Tells Trash-Talking Chris Paul, “You’re down 20, though, homie”

Be careful, Kevin Durant. Chris Paul will crotch-punch you. Continue Reading →