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“The Simpsons” and Their Sports Equivalents

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VIDEO: 50 Cent Challenges Floyd Mayweather to Read a Single Page of a Harry Potter Book

Chances are that no charity will be receiving the $750,000. Continue Reading →
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Derrick Rose’s Knees Not Sure How to Tell Him They’ll Never be the Same

The knees of Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose are unsure how to make it clear to their owner that he in no way should ever expect them to feel or perform the way they did when ... Continue Reading →
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Today’s Reader Hot Takes

On the Angels losing pitcher Garrett Richards for 6-9 months to injury … Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Illinois Head Coach Tim Beckman is Way Too Excited for Football Season

Yeah, Braxton Miller is out, but Illinois still doesn’t have a chance. Calm down, gross out. Continue Reading →
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The Top 8 Fantasy Football Picks of 2014 (Who Will Suck if You Draft Them)

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Trent Richardson Unable to Escape, Overrun by Swarm of Ants at Colts Practice

A ghoulish scene played out on the field at Indianapolis Colts practice today, as running back Trent Richardson was unable to break away from some ants that were near him in the grass ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: World’s Most Confusing Hockey Pads

Why couldn’t he make a net jersey? It would look super sexy. Continue Reading →
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New NFL Stadium Security Protocol Requires Fans to Turn Over All Cash and Valuables Upon Entry

The NFL announced an update to its stadium security protocol today which the league says will keep its games “safer than ever” while also providing a lucrative new revenue ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: The Most Bama Family Photo Ever

This will one day be the featured piece at the Alabama Museum of Art. Continue Reading →
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Titans Say They Won’t Start Johnny Manziel Week 1 in Desperate Attempt to Make the News

Tennessee Titans head coach Ken Whisenhunt announced today that Johnny Manziel would not start for the team in their season opener “mostly on account of the fact that he doesn’t ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Bob Costas Throws Crappy First Pitch

How crappy was Bob Costas’ first pitch? If he got it in his eyes, he’d get pink eye again. (zing) Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: This is What Happens When You Take a Golf Ball to the Forehead

Tough day for this Ernest Hemingway impersonator. Continue Reading →