This image is an example of what Michael Jordan’s penis may look like.

Jordan has used his last stops in NBA cities to reacquaint his male member with mistresses it has spent time with throughout the career of its famous owner.

Last week it was Toronto. This week it’s San Antonio and Dallas. Down the road it will be Detroit, Indianapolis, Miami, Atlanta, Cleveland, Los Angeles, New York; places Jordan’s penis has spent parts of three decades in, making a name for itself.

Whatever the city, the routine is the same – a call to action, a familiar crotch to bid adieu, and a hurried goodbye. Then it’s off to the next town, the next “so-long,” the next farewell tryst.

“It’s holding up well so far,” a source on the Wizards said of Jordan’s organ. “It’s been a busy few weeks, even more so than usual, but it has been having a great time. And there’s a lot more fun ahead.”

Jordan’s penis was unable to be reached for comment on this story.