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...As is its custom, the International Olympic Committee will feature a sport unique to the region hosting the Olympics.
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| IOC president and admitted pervert Jacques Rogge |
...“The people of Utah love winter sports, but we already have all the winter sports in the Games,” IOC President Jacques Rogge said. “So we thought: ‘After skiing and the Rocky Mountains, what do people think of when they think of Utah?’ And it’s a no-brainer: polygamy. And what comes with polygamy? You got it – group friggin’ sex. Oh yeah!” Rogge added, proving he is a bit of a pervert like most French-speaking men.
...Mormons’ practice of polygamy traditionally does not include multiple partners in the sexual act, but sources close to the IOC say the decision was made in order to boost television ratings and revenues. The competition will be shown live at 2:15 a.m. on Cinemax throughout the Olympics and will be promoted under the slogan: “More Curves than the Bobsled: Utah Group Sex 2002.”
...The Netherlands, which has been hosting a sort of unofficial group sex competition in Amsterdam for years now, is the early favorite in the competition. But the U.S. squad is expected to show well, as it is stocked with stars from porn industry and Jerry Springer guests, and will be coached by “Hustler” founder Larry Flynt.