Take it easy, Cleveland, you still have Drew Carey. What do you mean you traded him to the Knicks?
This is Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan averaged 8.0 points per game last season for lowly Central Florida, yet he is approximately 8.0 billion times better at basketball than he is at rapping. Observe.
Here he is blocking little kids' shots. Lebron would never do that.
Call me crazy, but Utah Jazz draft pick Gordon Hayward might end up being the coolest Utah Jazz player since Jeff Hornacek!
This seems like a fun atmosphere. And also somehow terrifying. (VIDEO)