I mean, just listen to that accent. Mayor Quimby thinks it's a bit over-the-top. Also, Mayor Stereotype doesn't know the difference between Jason Varitek and Adam Vinatieri. (VIDEO)
Hey, that's Elisha Cuthbert's job, jerk.
The celebration was unfortunately abandoned when he spotted a spider. EEEEEEEEK!
They must be hungry.
Apparently he's still happy about the Tom Brady pick