Those crazy frozen cats from Iceland's Stjarnan FC are back with another creative goal celebration. You know, Bjork may be the least creative person in the entire country.
These are Spanish announcers calling Spain's goal versus Paraguay in the World Cup quarterfinals. Your nightmare fuel assignment for today: imagining these gentlemen having sex.
Terrible positioning on the first goal by Lego Tim Howard.
I bet Ben Roethlisberger has had dreams almost exactly like this. (VIDEO)
Throughout the world they call the sport "football." We call it "soccer." They also call this a "goal celebration." We call it "a violent and cold-blooded execution." (VIDEO)