This actually would be a career highlight for English keeper Robert Green. At least this guy didn't drop the ball.
These are Spanish announcers calling Spain's goal versus Paraguay in the World Cup quarterfinals. Your nightmare fuel assignment for today: imagining these gentlemen having sex.
Terrible positioning on the first goal by Lego Tim Howard.
I bet Ben Roethlisberger has had dreams almost exactly like this. (VIDEO)
Throughout the world they call the sport "football." We call it "soccer." They also call this a "goal celebration." We call it "a violent and cold-blooded execution." (VIDEO)