A player so good, he intentionally botches plays just to challenge himself.
Or is that Lutherans? I forget. Either way, I think we can all agree that Episcopalians are great at pass protection.
The host seems nice. But he will destroy you if you mess up the clap.
In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.
Coincidentally, their high school motto is: "Pass it to the guy behind you."