This is Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan averaged 8.0 points per game last season for lowly Central Florida, yet he is approximately 8.0 billion times better at basketball than he is at rapping. Observe.
Here he is blocking little kids' shots. Lebron would never do that.
This seems like a fun atmosphere. And also somehow terrifying. (VIDEO)
If they want to shoot one about the 2010 NBA Playoffs, the chubby guy who plays Larry Nance could easily do Shaquille O'Neal.
Take the gel out of Chris "Birdman" Andersen's hair and cover up his tattoos with some street clothes, and he really dunks no better than some schlub out of the stands. (VIDEO)