Spanish is a romance language. And also a psycho language.
July 6, 2010These are Spanish announcers calling Spain's goal versus Paraguay in the World Cup quarterfinals. Your nightmare fuel assignment for today: imagining these gentlemen having sex.
Video In his country, goal scores YOU!
This actually would be a career highlight for English keeper Robert Green. At least this guy didn't drop the ball.
Video Great goal celebration. But I notice he didn't wash his hands.
Those crazy frozen cats from Iceland's Stjarnan FC are back with another creative goal celebration. You know, Bjork may be the least creative person in the entire country.
Video These Lego World Cup matches were much funnier when it was England losing
Terrible positioning on the first goal by Lego Tim Howard.
Video Shoulda been you, pretty much every sideline reporter in America
I bet Ben Roethlisberger has had dreams almost exactly like this. (VIDEO)
Video Soccer needs more scoring, less murdering
Throughout the world they call the sport "football." We call it "soccer." They also call this a "goal celebration." We call it "a violent and cold-blooded execution." (VIDEO)
