To Hernandez's credit, he fell asleep instead of leaping out of the press box to his death. He's a Mets broadcaster, after all. And in case you were wondering, when Keith Hernandez sleeps, his head goes down and to the front. (VIDEO)
I bet Ben Roethlisberger has had dreams almost exactly like this. (VIDEO)
Hey, Americans are the ones who don't pay attention to soccer. Stop stealing our act! (VIDEO)
Or is that Lutherans? I forget. Either way, I think we can all agree that Episcopalians are great at pass protection.
This actually would be a career highlight for English keeper Robert Green. At least this guy didn't drop the ball.