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Newest Madden So Realistic, Users Can’t Control Players

In what game reviewers are calling a bold and innovative move, the newest version of the popular Madden football game, Madden 15, will be so realistic, users will no longer have the ... Continue Reading →
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Cubs to Let Position Players Pitch Their Remaining Games

Following the Cubs extra-inning victory Tuesday night in which position player John Baker earned the win pitching in relief – coupled with the knowledge that the rest of the ... Continue Reading →
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How Fantasy Baseball is Essentially a New Relationship

    Life is great!  You’ve gotten back into the game and it’s exhilarating.  You’re beginning to feel feelings you haven’t felt in a long time. ... Continue Reading →
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Johnny Battlefield? Johnny Manziel Drafted by U.S. Army

Caught up in the Johnny Manziel media circus, President Barack Obama decided today that he, too, would like Manziel as part of his team, drafting the former Texas A&M standout into ... Continue Reading →
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8 Jordans That LeBron is DEFINITELY Better Than

While critically acclaimed, the TV crime/drama series “Crossing Jordan” lasted only SIX seasons while LeBron is about to complete his ELEVENTH.  Talk about longevity.  ... Continue Reading →
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Struggling Minor League Pitcher Sent Down to Work as Mechanic

Andrew Brown, a starting pitcher for the Colorado Rockies single A affiliate Asheville Tourists, has been sent down to work as a mechanic, following the 24 year olds constant struggles ... Continue Reading →
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Marlins Free Merchandise Really Piling Up As They Continue Wait For First 15,000 Fans

On the eve of yet another promotional giveaway night, the Miami Marlins staff continued their struggle finding room for leftover promotional merchandise, as the team is still awaiting ... Continue Reading →
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Donald Sterling’s Friends Relieved To Hear Him Complain About a White Man for a Change

Friends of troubled Los Angeles Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, were relieved to hear the 80 year-old complain about someone belonging to his own race for a change, following a lifetime ... Continue Reading →
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What Your Stadium Food Choice Says About You

To them, nothing beats going to a ball game on a warm, summer day.  They enjoy the simple things in life and one of those simple things is a ballpark frank.  Heck, they’re ... Continue Reading →
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Crips Release DeSean Jackson Over Concern About His Affiliation with Washington Redskins Organization

The Crips street gang announced today they will be releasing DeSean Jackson, amidst rumors of possible ties with one of the most troubled and controversial franchises in the NFL, the ... Continue Reading →
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Cocky March Madness Fan Really Regretting Tattoo Of His Perfect Bracket

Die-hard March Madness fan, Wayne Billings of Tampa Bay, FL, has been full of regret recently, after picks he made in the men’s NCAA Tournament proved incorrect, ruining the tattoo ... Continue Reading →
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Dodgers Entire 2014 Season Already Completed in Australia

Due to questionable scheduling, the Los Angeles Dodgers played the final game of their 2014 regular season in Sydney, Australia last night, bringing their season record to an impressive ... Continue Reading →
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MLB Mandates 15th Century Battle Armor for Pitcher Safety

Following Aroldis Chapman’s horrific line drive to the face and another incident with pitcher Matt Moore, Major League Baseball has taken steps to improve pitcher’s safety ... Continue Reading →
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MLB Approves Limiting Home Plate Collisions: “Unless they involve that a**hole Pierzynski”

Major League Baseball took a big step in approving player safety this week, imposing rules that would effectively limit the amount of collisions between base runners and catchers, ... Continue Reading →
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90,000 Olympic Village Condoms Go Unused: “Athletes just uglier this year”

As the 2014 Winter Olympic games concluded Sunday night, an unprecedented 90,000 condoms still remained unused in the Olympic Village, a fact expert are contributing to the appearance ... Continue Reading →
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Ryan Lochte Tweets Pictures of the Terrible Conditions of the Motel 6 He’s Living In

Inspired by the recent outpouring of tweets demonstrating the subpar living conditions in Sochi, Russia, for the 2014 Winter Olympic Games, a forgotten star of the 2012 Summer Olympics ... Continue Reading →
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Bob Costas Throws Tirade as Background Fireplace Still Not to His Liking

“More homey, goddammit!” Bob Costas yelled last night after yet another failed attempt to appease the well-known NBC host with a fireplace to his liking in the background ... Continue Reading →
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Bob Costas Lost at Customs

Long-time NBC Sports journalist Bob Costas was misplaced sometime this morning at the Sochi International Airport during a mishap members of his crew are blaming on the customs department. “I ... Continue Reading →