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VIDEO: Morehead State Student Dunk Contest Goes Horribly Awry

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>> SportsPickle on The Cauldron: Week 2 NFL Hangover <<

A “smart” football analyst might tell you that there are 32 NFL teams, all with different strengths and weaknesses, all with different offensive systems and defensive schemes, all ... Continue Reading →
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SportsPickle Store: The World’s Only “World’s #1 CB” T-Shirt

Prove the haters and the critics wrong. Show them you’re the world’s No. 1 CB with the “World’s #1 CB” t-shirt! Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 2

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All Athletic Children to be Incarcerated as Part of Long-Term Crime Prevention Program

In an wide-ranging agreement between the Justice Department, FBI, state police in all 50 states and municipal police forces throughout the United States, all American children with ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Rory McIlroy Hit His Drive Into a Spectator’s Pocket

Golf rules say you have to hit the guy with your club until the ball breaks loose. Continue Reading →
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Oscar Pistorius Promises New Drill Bit-Tipped Prosthetics Are Not for a Prison Escape

A South African judge has ruled Oscar Pistorius guilty of culpable homicide in the shooting death of his girlfriend. While not guilty of murder, Pistorius’ conviction can bring ... Continue Reading →
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*** SportsPickle/FanDuel Suckiest Fantasy Team Challenge: Week 2! ***

Inspired by the (semi-)famous SportsPickle NCAA Tournament Fail Bracket Challenge, FanDuel is partnering with SportsPickle this NFL season to offer a weekly contest in which the crappiest ... Continue Reading →
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14 Signs the Jersey You’re Wearing is Inappropriate

1. The player whose name is on the back of the jersey was involved in a violent crime. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: High School Football Coach Destroyed by Chest-Bump with Player

Hard to respect a coach who can’t withstand a simple full-speed chest bump. Continue Reading →
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Today’s Reader Hot Takes

On Giancarlo Stanton being hit in the face with a pitch … Continue Reading →
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Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Video of MMA Kid Includes World’s Greatest (Worst?) Internet Comment

Adult person John Smith could beat up a kid, okay? Don’t you forget it!  Continue Reading →
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20 NFL Things to be Happy About

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VIDEO: Here’s a Bear Dancing with a Golf Pin Flag

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Embattled Roger Goodell Issues Statement: “Hey, look over there!”

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, facing pressure from numerous organizations and high-profile media members in the wake of his handling of the Ray Rice case, issued a statement this ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: This Baltimore Ravens Wedding Cake Topper Was Actually for Sale on Etsy

It’s no longer for sale as of Wednesday, September 10th. That’s probably a good idea. Continue Reading →
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The Crappiest Fantasy Team in America: Week 1

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