The 7 People in Every NCAA Tournament Pool

#5 -- The boss

Why He's Doing It: To fit in with everyone else and show them that he's a pretty cool guy. But mainly to keep an eye on everything and make sure no one is using too much company time or property.

How He'll Pick Teams: He's read every self-help and leadership book ever written by a coach, he uses their terrible advice each day in the office and he's picking their teams to get to the Final Four BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE!!!

How He'll Finish in the Standings: In the money. Money he doesn't need. And money he'll use to upgrade to an even douchier Bluetooth earpiece.