#15 – A.J. Pierzynski
A.J. Pierzynski doesn't play catcher because that is his best position. He plays catcher because it is the only position that has a mask, which saves him from getting punched all the time. True story.
#14 – Bryce Harper
He's only 20 years old and is already a Top 15 douche. The sky is the limit for this bro.
#13 – Tom Brady
Once he was humble, underrated and overlooked. Today he wears women's footwear. It all went so wrong so fast.
#12 – Philip Rivers
This is the only list that will ever put Philip Rivers ahead of Tom Brady. Enjoy it, douchebag.
#11 – LeBron James
Let it be known that LeBron James has transitioned from Choker to Douchebag. Congratulations, LeBron.
#10 – Metta World Peace
Making the Top 10 of a douchebags list is actually an improvement for MettArtest's image. Not long ago he was seen more as future murderer than a harmless douche.
#9 – Ben Roethlisberger
Every time Ben Roethlisberger is sacked, he gets sacked for America.
"Heh-heh. You said SACK." – Ben Roethlisberger
#8 – Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Everyone wants to punch Floyd Mayweather Jr., in the face. It's probably how he learned to be such a good boxer.
#7 – Rob Gronkowski
Every morning, Rob Gronkowski wakes up and the first thing he thinks of is how he can be a great douche that day. Then he plows the porn star in his bed one more time. But after that, onto douchedom.
#6 – Mark Sanchez
There are the photo shoots. The dating history. The complete lack of self-awareness about his talents. All classic douche characteristics. But what seals it is the nickname. The Sanchise. If you opened up a nationwide chain of douche bars, The Sanchise would be the perfect name.
