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How excited are you for the start of college football season?
- no excitement -- several of my school's star players are carrying C averages and I fear football will cut into their studies
- some excitement -- it will be nice to have people to drink with again in the parking lot until I pass out, but I wish they would join me on days other than just Saturday
- very much excitement -- my erection is so big it is already being recruited by Lane Kiffin
Total Votes: 398
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- Dusty BakerI think Aroldis Chapman has a chance to go down in history. Like, when his elbow blows out, I think it will actually explode.
