10 World Cup-Inspired Slogans the MLS Should Try

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An American team wins the Cup every year.

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Including all of your favorite U.S. players!

(except Tim Howard)

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We.

We believe.

We believe that.

We believe that we will remain financially viable.

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Featuring LA’s only professional football team.

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Prove how much you really like Landon Donovan.

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Soccer balls? Yes.

Cannibals? No.

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The world’s least racist soccer league!

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Like EA’s FIFA 14, but real people!

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Future home of Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar.

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You can drink beer and sing and yell stuff.

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Also see … 

Flowchart: Who Should You Root for Now in the World Cup?

Triumphant Jurgen Klinsmann rips critics: “I told you idiots we weren’t good enough to win the World Cup”

10 Reasons Soccer is Un-American

The Worst Cleavage Pics of Hot World Cup WAGs

SP’s 2014 FIFA World Cup page

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