Atlanta Hawks: No.
Boston Celtics: Never.
Brooklyn Nets: They do not.
Charlotte Hornets: Nope.
Chicago Bulls: It’s unlikely.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Eh. Maybe. But probably not.
Dallas Mavericks: Nah.
Denver Nuggets: No, sir.
Detroit Pistons: No way.
Golden State Warriors: No? Yes. No.
Houston Rockets: Yes. Wait, no. It’s no. (UPDATE: Still unlikely.)
Indiana Pacers: Not happening.
Los Angeles Clippers: Almost definitely not happening.
Los Angeles Lakers: Probably not happening.
Memphis Grizzlies: AHHHHHahahahahaha. (No.)
Miami Heat: Probably.
Milwaukee Bucks: Below a 0% chance.
Minnesota Timberwolves: My god, no!
New Orleans Pelicans: N.O.
New York Knicks: Come on. No.
Oklahoma City Thunder: No to the factor of No.
Orlando Magic: They shouldn’t even bother calling his agent.
Philadelphia 76ers: Not the slightest chance.
Phoenix Suns: What has two letters and starts with N and ends with O and accurately describes LeBron James’ level of interest in the Phoenix Suns?
Portland Trail Blazer: It’s worth some thought … annnnnd … no.
Sacramento Kings: He might even refuse to play there for road games.
San Antonio Spurs: Not in a million years plus all the other years in history.
Toronto Raptors: Absolutely not.
Utah Jazz: Yes, they have no chance.
Washington Wizards: No.
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