California Chrome Not Too Disappointed About Losing Triple Crown Because He’s a Stupid Fucking Horse

chrome600Despite failing to be the first horse to win the Triple Crown since 1978, California Chrome is not too disappointed over failing to achieve history in light of him being a stupid fucking horse with a tiny horse brain.

“I thought he would be more disappointing about his finish,” said jockey Victor Espinoza. “But then I realized: ‘Oh, yeah. He’s a goddam horse. He probably didn’t even know he was racing.'”

While California Chrome’s failure to win horse racing’s three major races left millions disappointed, the horse just kind of stood there looking around after it was all said and done as though it was just any other day.

“It’s okay, Chromey. We still love you,” Steve Coburn, the horse’s co-owner told the great beast after the race. “Do you understand what I’m saying? You still made us proud.”

But Chrome didn’t understand because horses don’t speak English. In fact, he seemed to completely ignore Coburn because the co-owner didn’t have any food.

Even despite his loss, Chrome still earned a fortune racing this year and will earn even more in stud fees. But he will not collect any of that payday because horses don’t understand money or even accomplishments.

“It’s kind of nice he’s too dumb to understand all that,” said Coburn. “Then I get to keep all the money while he sleeps in a barn.”

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