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MLB Informs Mark Teixeira He Won’t be Getting Any Gifts from Teams When He Retires

New York Yankees first baseman Mark Teixeira received a letter from MLB headquarters today letting him know that he should not expect a farewell tour full of gifts from opponents when ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Frank Vogel Screams at Shane Battier Mid-Shot

Come on, Frank Vogel. That sort of stuff is great to do if you’re coaching against kids. But pros like Shane Battier play right through it. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Johnny Manziel Flying Middle Seat Coach Like a Superstar

Does a franchise QB allow himself to fly middle-seat in coach? Or is this a sign of a team-first guy? #debate Continue Reading →
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Heat Ask Lance Stephenson to Deliver Pre-Game Motivational Speech Before Game 5

The Miami Heat have asked Pacers guard Lance Stephenson to address the team before their Game 5 matchup in the Eastern Conference Finals on Wednesday night in Indiana. “Lance ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Behold the World’s Worst Tennis Reporter

Congratulations on being a terrible reporter.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Behold the World’s Worst Soccer Goalie

Hopefully he didn’t make the U.S. World Cup squad. Continue Reading →
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Jeff Samardzija: “It’s comforting to know that pitcher wins are an outdated stat”

Chicago Cubs pitcher Jeff Samardzija has put up Cy Young numbers nearly a third of the way through the season. In 10 starts, he has a 1.46 ERA and 1.09 WHIP and is on pace to log nearly ... Continue Reading →
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If Sports Memes Existed in Olden Times

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VIDEO: Fenway Security Politely Tries Not to Crush Drunk Woman on Field

She is tackled quite easily. Perhaps the 17 beers affected her balance. Continue Reading →
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Legal Analysis of the Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Against Johnny Manziel

SportsPickle had its legal analyst take a look at the Johnny Manziel sexual harassment lawsuit. Here are his initial questions, aided by years of legal training. Continue Reading →
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The SportsPickle Interview: Tony Reali

You have seen Tony Reali’s face on your TV for more than 10 years. Now you will see his words on your computer screen or mobile device. It’s The SportsPickle/Interview ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Guy Arrested in Drug Raid Says, “I’m Innocent. Roll Tide.”

Under Alabama law, saying “Roll Tide” after any arrest immediately grants you your freedom.  Continue Reading →
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Jurgen Klinsmann Stops Practice to Remind Players Again That They Can’t Use Their Hands in Soccer

U.S. Men’s National Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann was forced to stop his team’s World Cup training session several times again today to remind his players that soccer ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Norm Macdonald Explains Why He Doesn’t Like Oscar Pistorious

CBS needs a late-night host who is a strong supporter of the legged. Continue Reading →
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Thunder Agree to Play Games 3 and 4 as Heat Scout Team to Help Spurs Prepare for NBA Finals

After a humiliating 35-point Game 2 defeat to the San Antonio Spurs in the Western Conference Finals that saw them fall down 2-0 in the series, the Oklahoma City Thunder have agreed ... Continue Reading →

10 Ways to Fix the NBA Draft Lottery

Have attractive girls represent every team at the lottery and no one will complain about anything. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Watch Rich Minnesotans in Suits Awkwardly Celebrate Getting the Super Bowl

They all are probably also very awkward at celebrating pars with their golfing buddies. Continue Reading →
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Marlins Free Merchandise Really Piling Up As They Continue Wait For First 15,000 Fans

On the eve of yet another promotional giveaway night, the Miami Marlins staff continued their struggle finding room for leftover promotional merchandise, as the team is still awaiting ... Continue Reading →