PICTURE: Scouting Report on Derek Jeter Slightly Complimentary

Too bad they ran out of space before they mentioned how he healed lepers.  Continue Reading →

Scouting Report for a Little Kid Soccer Team

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PICTURE: Hardcore Golf Training on a Treadmill

He may not have a good swing or be able to putt, but he will never tire while playing terrible golf. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Billy Butler Grounds Out to Jose Bautista in Right Field

“Billy with a base hit to right … nevermind.” Continue Reading →

Report: The Spurs Think You’re Boring

The San Antonio Spurs find you incredibly boring, according to opinions expressed today by numerous members of the organization. “So lame. So so lame,” said head coach Gregg ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Two of the Greatest Moments in Spelling Bee History at the 2014 Bee

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Today’s Reader Hot Takes

On the New York Rangers advancing to the Stanley Cup Finals … 5.30.14 Continue Reading →

To Rick Reilly’s Grandkids:

Thanks to Rick Reilly’s “Jeter State of Mind” for the inspiration. – – – – – To Rick Reilly’s grandkids (whenever you come along):  Continue Reading →

10 Slogans to Go with the New ACC Logo

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VIDEO: A Bunch of People Looking Stupid and Getting Hurt Doing CrossFit

Pain is temporary, but Internet humiliation is forever, CrossFit bros. Continue Reading →

Lance Stephenson’s List of Ideas on How to Bother LeBron

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Flowchart: Will You Have to Get Tommy John Surgery?

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Magic Johnson’s 10 Greatest Pieces of Sports Twitter Analysis

1. If Westbrook & Durant continue to play like this OKC will win the series. — Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) May 28, 2014 Analysis: If a team’s two great players ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Gregg Popovich Stunned by the Stupidity of David Aldridge’s Question

Go beat yourself up, Aldridge. You deserve it. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Charles Barkley Thinks Manu Ginobili is from the European Nation of Argentina

The greatest European player ever? Has to be Hakeem Olajuwon. Continue Reading →

Thunder Credit Turnaround to Playing in Honor of Deceased Teammate Serge Ibaka

The Oklahoma City Thunder were left for dead after falling down two games to none to the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals, getting thoroughly beaten in each game. But the team ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: 50 Cent Throws Worst First Pitch Ever

You can find him in da club. But he should be practicing on da mound. Continue Reading →

10 Tips for Flirting (with a No-Hitter)

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