8 Pictures and Captions from MLB Opening Day 2014

Mariners fans happily celebrated Opening Day with some accidental racism.

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The Marlins fielded maybe their youngest and most hopeless lineup yet.

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This guy proved that, despite it’s watery taste, it is possible to get drunk and make poor decisions on 20 Bud Lights.

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Nick Swisher’s bat decided to bludgeon Nick Swisher because even it has had enough of Nick Swisher.

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New Tigers manager Brad Ausmus reviewed some tips that former manager Jim Leyland left for him, including “have Justin Verlander pitch” and “put Miguel Cabrera in the middle of the lineup every day.”

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Pitcher James Shields unveiled a new no-look pitch he developed in the offseason.

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Dan Marino humiliated Ryan Tannehill by completing a throw.

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And Ryan Braun and Dan Uggla didn’t talk about PED regimens, why would you think that?

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Also see … 

The Funniest Photos from the 2013 MLB Season

30 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names of 2014

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