Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Championship!

Champion: former President James K. Polk!

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Championship

 

5) MILFs -vs- 12) former President James K. Polk

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MILFs are attractive mothers that people would like to engage with in sexual intercourse. Round 1: defeated #12 cheese, 67-33. Round 2: defeated #13 Swedish language, 84-16. Sweet #16: defeated #1 Albert, the first monkey in space, 70-30. Elite Eight: defeated #11 meat, 54-46. Final Four: defeated #12 Schadenfreude, 59-41.

James K. Polk was the 11th U.S. President. He was born in North Carolina, but lived in Tennessee. He led the U.S. to a victory in the Mexican-American War. Round 1: defeated #5 rosacea, 86-14. Round 2: defeated #13 Ricotta cheese, 55-45. Sweet 16: defeated #9 cumulonimbus clouds, 52-48. Elite Eight: defeated #11 carbon, 51-49. Final Four: defeated #7 lust, 57-43.

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Final Four

 

7) lust -vs- 12) former President James K. Polk

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Lust is the desire to have sexual relations with someone. Round 1: defeated #10 Wendy’s Natural Cut Fries, 68-32. Round 2: defeated #15 Express Checkout, 66-34. Sweet 16: defeated #14 Enola Gay, 56-44. Elite Eight: defeated #4 Sarah Michelle Gellar, 58-42.

James K. Polk was the 11th U.S. President. He was born in North Carolina, but lived in Tennessee. He led the U.S. to a victory in the Mexican-American War. Round 1: defeated #5 rosacea, 86-14. Round 2: defeated #13 Ricotta cheese, 55-45. Sweet 16: defeated #9 cumulonimbus clouds, 52-48. Elite Eight: defeated #11 carbon, 51-49.

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5) Schadenfreude -vs- 5) MILFs

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Schadenfreude is a German term describing the pleasure one can feel over the misfortune of others. Round 1: defeated #12 tails, 72-28. Round 2: defeated #13 anti-dandruff shampoo, 71-29. Sweet 16: defeated #16 “Hot in Herre,” 59-41. Elite Eight: defeated #7 erections, 51-49.

MILFs are attractive mothers that people would like to engage with in sexual intercourse. Round 1: defeated #12 cheese, 67-33. Round 2: defeated #13 Swedish language, 84-16. Sweet #16: defeated #1 Albert, the first monkey in space, 70-30. Elite Eight: defeated #11 meat, 54-46.

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Also see …

SP’s NCAA Basketball page

SP’s Miscellaneous page

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