Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Elite Eight!

Temperate Region: Elite Eight

 

11) carbon -vs- 12) former President James K. Polk

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Carbon is the basis of life. Round 1: defeated #6 Funyuns, 53-47. Round 2: defeated #14 Wing-dings font, 63-37. Sweet 16: defeated #2 dry-erase markers, 58-42.

James K. Polk was the 11th U.S. President. He was born in North Carolina, but lived in Tennessee. He led the U.S. to a victory in the Mexican-American War. Round 1: defeated #5 rosacea, 86-14. Round 2: defeated #13 Ricotta cheese, 55-45. Sweet 16: defeated #9 cumulonimbus clouds, 52-48.

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Ham Loaf Region: Elite Eight

 

4) Sarah Michelle Gellar -vs- 7) lust

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is best known for he roles in I Know What You Did Last Summer and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She now stars with Robin Williams in the CBS show The Crazy Ones. Round 1: defeated #13 photosynthesis, 54-46. Round 2: defeated #12 Manifest Destiny, 50.4-49.6. Sweet 16: defeated #8 Sriracha sauce, 55-45.

Lust is the desire to have sexual relations with someone. Round 1: defeated #10 Wendy’s Natural Cut Fries, 68-32. Round 2: defeated #15 Express Checkout, 66-34. Sweet 16: defeated #14 Enola Gay, 56-44.

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Paparazzi Region: Elite Eight

 

5) Schadenfreude -vs- 7) erections

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Schadenfreude is a German term describing the pleasure one can feel over the misfortune of others. Round 1: defeated #12 tails, 72-28. Round 2: defeated #13 anti-dandruff shampoo, 71-29. Sweet 16: defeated #16 “Hot in Herre,” 59-41.

Erections are a rigid state of the male mammal penis which allows it to engage in sexual intercourse. Round 1: defeated #10 Jewish holidays, 81-19. Round 2: defeated #15 golf, 74-26. Sweet 16: defeated #14 Hot Pockets, 66-34.

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Paper Towels Region: Elite Eight

 

5) MILFs -vs- 11) meat

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MILFs are attractive mothers that people would like to engage with in sexual intercourse. Round 1: defeated #12 cheese, 67-33. Round 2: defeated #13 Swedish language, 84-16. Sweet #16: defeated #1 Albert, the first monkey in space, 70-30. 

Meat is the flesh of an animal that is eaten by other animals. Round 1: defeated #6 bobbleheads, 87-13. Round 2: defeated #3 snakes, 90-10. Sweet 16: defeated #10 the sound BOING!, 72-28.

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