Unofficial Slogans for Every College Basketball Conference

mac

Scrappy.

Terrible, but scrappy.

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MEAC

Historically black. Historically bad.

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valley

Wichita State.

And also all the teams that

killed their schedule strength.

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Mountain-West-logo-2011

Thin air. Thinner NCAA Tournament résumés.

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Northeast

If you can name more than two or three of our

teams, you seriously need to reevaluate your life.

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OVC

Evidence there’s probably too

many Division I basketball teams.

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PAC-12 (edit 2)_1

At least now we have that

coach with the model wife.

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Patriot-League-logo

The Ivy League’s Safety Conference.

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secconference

Dooooooooonnnn’t Caaaaaaaaarrrrrreeee.

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Southern_Conference_logo

In existence since 1921 for some reason.

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southland_conference_logo_detailJ

Wait. Or are we the Southern Conference?

Or maybe the Big South?

???

Ahh, who cares.

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Summit_League2

Please step over our corpses

on the way to the summit.

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sunbest

Look at the spinning disc.

You are getting verrrrrrrry sleeeeeepy.

Or you’re just watching Sun Belt basketball.

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SWAC

“Athletic” relative to the average

person, not actual athletes.

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West_Coast_Conference_logo

The exclusive college basketball

conference of the Stockton Family.

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wac

For players who are a little bit

too good for intramural basketball.

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