Unofficial Slogans for Every College Basketball Conference

America_East

New logo. Same irrelevance.

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American-Athletic-Conference-Logo

Even we can’t name who’s in this thing.

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a10

The one that has VCU now.

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acc_logo_300

We much prefer basketball …

… yet we still have the BCS champion.

Suck it, SEC.

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Atlantic_Sun_conf_logo

Our logo is of much higher

quality than our basketball.

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big12

We choose to blame TCU and West Virginia’s

performances on their previous conferences.

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big_east_conference

Look away if you loved the old Big East.

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Let’s see how well you play basketball

after working 12 hours on a ranch.

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Big South color logo

Well, South, at least.

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big10J

B1G lack of self-awareness.

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bigwest589

We all get to visit Hawaii, so shut up.

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5142_full

Conferences?

All the cool teams are in Associations.

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cusa

16 teams.

Zero better options.

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5145_full

None of our member schools

offer a graphic design major.

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IVY League LOGO-GREEN

Basketball is fun to play when you take a

break from learning how to run the world.

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maac-logo

No, not the MAC. The MAAC. We’re even worse.

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