BREAKING: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahaha Duke Lost to Mercer

kfaceDespite being a No. 3 seed in the 2014 NCAA Tournament, the Duke Blue Devils lost in the Round of 64 to No. 14 seed Mercer University, a tiny university in Macon, Georgia, that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahahah.


Where was I. Oh, yeah. Mercer plays in the Atlantic Sun conference and lost to teams such as Evansville, North Florida, USC Upstate and North Florida. Again. Yes, they lost to North Florida twice. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahaha.

But they just beat Duke in the NCAA Tournament.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahah. Hah. Ha. Hah. Ha.

Duke is worse than both Mercer and North Florida. Duke has, like, a ton of McDonald’s All-Americans and some guy who supposed to be a NBA star and THE GREATEST COACH EVER. But they lost to Mercer. MERCER!


Krzyzewski’s face. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahah.

Oh, man. Okay, that’s all the news for now. I have to go laugh more. Life is AWESOME.


I mean, Duke totally folded under pressure down the stretch from Mercer. MERCER!


Ha. Haha. Ha. Heh. Oh, man.


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