Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Paper Towels Region

Paper Towels Region: Round 1

 

16) “Emily’s Reasons Why Not” -vs- 1) Albert, the first monkey in space

EmilyMonkey

“Emily’s Reasons Why Not” was an ABC show starring Heather Graham that aired in 2006 and was cancelled after one episode.

Albert, a Rhesus monkey, was the first monkey launched into space on a rocket. He rode 63 km up on a V2 rocket and died of suffocation.

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9) dubstep -vs- 8) lavender-scented candles

skillcandle

Dubstep is a kind of electronic dance music from London.

Lavender-scented candles are candles designed to smell like lavender when burned.

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5) MILFs -vs- 12) cheese

milfcheese

MILFs are attractive mothers that people would like to engage with in sexual intercourse.

Cheese is a food made from the pressed curds of milk. It can be eaten alone or added to any number of dishes.

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4) green energy -vs- 13) Swedish language

panelchefJ

Green energy, often called renewable energy, is energy produced from sources that are renewable, such as the sun or wind.

The Swedish language is the language spoken in the country of Sweden.

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6) bobbleheads -vs- 11) meat

bobblemeatJ

Bobbleheads are a solid doll with a large head that bobbles.

Meat is the flesh of an animal that is eaten by other animals.

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3) snakes -vs- 14) the gum disease gingivitis

snakeivitisJ

Snakes are long, limbless reptiles that slither.

The gum disease gingivitis is an inflammation of the gums.

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7) Underground Railroad -vs- 10) the sound BOING!

underboingJ

The Underground Railroad was not a real railroad, but a system of trails and safehouses that allowed American slaves to escape the South.

BOING! is a sound made my a spring or something springy bursting out of something.

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15) polygamy -vs- 2) Rice Krispies

polygamykrispies

Polygamy is a form of marriage in which a person is married to multiple spouses.

Rice Krispies is a breakfast cereal made by Kellogg’s.

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Also see: Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Temperate Region Round 1 AND Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Ham Loaf Region Round 1 AND Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Paparazzi Region Round 1.

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