Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Paparazzi and Paper Towels Regions Round 2

Paparazzi Region: Round 2

 

16) “Hot In Herre” -vs- 8) kettle corn

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“Hot in Herre” is a song featuring St. Louis rapper Nelly in 2002 on the album NellyvilleRound 1: defeated #16 nostrils, 62-38.

Traditionally made in an iron kettle, kettle corn is a sweet and salty variety of popcorn. Round 1: defeated #9 crowdsourcing, 77-23.

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5) Schadenfreude -vs- 13) anti-dandruff shampoo

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Schadenfreude is a German term describing the pleasure one can feel over the misfortune of others. Round 1: defeated #12 tails, 72-28.

Anti-dandruff shampoo cleans hair like regular shampoo, but also treats dandruff. Round 1: defeated #4 Lend-Lease Act, 56-44. 

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11) your aunt -vs- 14) Hot Pockets

auntpocketsYour aunt is your aunt. Round 1: defeated #6 metric system, 51-49.

Hot Pockets are microwaveable dough pockets stuffed with meat, cheese and sometimes vegetables. Round 1: defeated #3 Lake Huron, 61-39.

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7) erections -vs- 15) golf

erectgolfErections are a rigid state of the male mammal penis which allows it to engage in sexual intercourse. Round 1: defeated #10 Jewish holidays, 81-19.

Golf is an outdoor game in which players swing clubs at a small, white ball and try to get it into a hole in as few swings as possible. Round 1: defeated #2 coffee, 54-46.

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Paper Towels Region: Round 2

 

1) Albert, the first monkey in space -vs- 8) lavender-scented candles

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Albert, a Rhesus monkey, was the first monkey launched into space on a rocket. He rode 63 km up on a V2 rocket and died of suffocation. Round 1: defeated #16 “Emily’s Reasons Why Not,” 88-12.

Lavender-scented candles are candles designed to smell like lavender when burned. Round 1: defeated #9 dubstep, 70-30.

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5) MILFs -vs- 13) Swedish language

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MILFs are attractive mothers that people would like to engage with in sexual intercourse. Round 1: defeated #12 cheese, 67-33. 

The Swedish language is the language spoken in the country of Sweden. Round 1: defeated #4 green energy, 58-42.

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3) snakes -vs- 11) meat

snakemeatSnakes are long, limbless reptiles that slither. Round 1: defeated #14 the gum disease gingivitis, 77-23.

Meat is the flesh of an animal that is eaten by other animals. Round 1: defeated #6 bobbleheads, 87-13.

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2) Rice Krispies -vs- 10) the sound BOING!

krispieboingRice Krispies is a breakfast cereal made by Kellogg’s. Round 1: defeated #15 polygamy, 61-39.

BOING! is a sound made my a spring or something springy bursting out of something. Round 1: defeated #7 Underground Railroad, 61-39.

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VOTE in Round 2 of the Temperate and Ham Loaf Regions!!! 

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