The Denver Broncos will occupy the New York Jets’ locker room at MetLife Stadium for Super Bowl XLVIII while the Seattle Seahawks have use of the New York Giants’ locker room. Both areas are almost identical except for a few additions Jets’ head coach Rex Ryan has made to his office.
“They’re only going to be here for a week, so I didn’t want to clean my whole office out and then have to move everything back in a few days later,” said Ryan. “So I left John Fox a note on my desk saying he can use all my stuff if he wants. I’ve got a George Foreman grill, a massage chair, a sex swing, a trash can with a backboard on it, a bunch of dildos, a Kuerig coffee machine. Yeah, it’s pretty sweet in my office.”
In addition to the note, Ryan left Fox detailed instructions on how to use the swing, as well as diagrams.
“I’m just trying to be a good host,” said Ryan. “I’m sure most coaches are the same as me. When you have a big game, you need to blow off a little steam by getting freaky. I’d be honored to have John use my sex swing. He’s a great coach.”
Fox refused to comment on the state of Ryan’s office. But a Broncos source said he was disgusted by what he found.
“Not only is there a sex swing in there and drawer full of dildos, but the diagrams he left for the swing?” said the source. “Yeah, it’s photos of Rex and his wife doing it. John has a heart condition. He didn’t need to see that.”
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