Brief List of Things That Can be Done in a Locker Room

bullying

harassment

gay jokes

racial jokes

racial slurs

gay slurs

derogatory comments about women

farting

burping

walking around naked

slapping people with a towel

washing lights and darks together

punching co-workers

denying the Holocaust

not washing your hands after using the bathroom

animal sacrifice

spoiling the endings of TV shows and movies others haven’t seen

pranks

practical jokes

decapitation

setting off small to medium-sized explosives

getting up without asking to be excused

insulting people’s mothers

hijinks

fat jokes

setting people on fire

pushing babies down stairs

being disrespectful to elders

doing recreational drugs

doing hard drugs

selling drugs

making meth

profanity

terrorism and crimes against the state

putting recyclables in with the regular trash

taking the Lord’s name in vain

hazing younger players

general assholery

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